Well I guess I’m not drawing anything for cash for a hot second cause work decided to fucking double my workload 😤

I’m always up for requests so if you want something hit me up, but I can’t in good conscience accept commissions when idk if I can get to them in a timely manner.

SOMEDAY

We’re out here in the middle of hot-ass Southern California, y’all are more than welcome to come murder bird his ass (could you also murder the other homophobes here pls and thank.) (I’ll take y’all out for a beer or something afterwards, it’ll be great.)
It’s so stupid too cause it started with him asking me about Ellen DeGeneres, of all people? Like don’t sit there and act all smug cause you’ve got wlw friends, that doesn’t give you a pass to say disgusting things about other wlw who don’t fit into your precious porn view of what you think they “should” look like.

reasons not to get drunk: i just stepped on my child 3 different times and now he wants me to fuck off into the ether

well ok he’s still cautiously sitting by my feet but

i cant hold him

or pet him

being drunk is not worth this lack of kitty pats