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a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

Back when I played Halo a ton, I once screamed, “I will scatter your fucking teeth in your grandmother’s garden! Maybe new grandchildren will grow! Grandchildren she can be proud of! Grandchildren that don’t slurp major goblin dick at video games!” so, like. Yeah, you unearth some pretty weird, horrible words during HEATED GAMING MOMENTS, but certainly not racial slurs.

savingsirius:

pros and cons of ravenclaw house

pros:

  • most artistic house
  • good at thinking outside the box 
  • the best story tellers hands down
  • they’d be that one kid who manages to solve the problems and help everyone else understand the work because the teacher can’t explain it right
  • really humorous in general, sarcastic and satirical is their best
  • good mediators for any sort of argument
  • great at brainstorming sessions 

cons:

  • hipster scum
  • they’re, overall, the laziest house
  • tend to be condescending even if their grades suck because they know all the answers
  • most likely to be stoners 
  • whiny babies 
  • put everything off until the last minute because they “work best under pressure”
  • they get a song stuck in their head and they hum it for the rest of the day until you hate them, the song, and everything else

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