
The Panther King 2: Everything the light touches is Wakanda
Oh oh oh oh oh okay.
Ocarina of Time Link
Not the Back to the Future car, that’s too easy. Rauru had this Corolla parked out back his place and is letting Link drive it for a bit. Just a hand-me-down temp car. It’s got dents all over and the brakes squeal a bit.
Skyward Sword Link
He just HAPPENED to get a FRIGGIN’ SWEET RED FERRARI and no one knows HOW. How is he managing to pay for the insurance on this? He speeds all the time too he MUST have tickets. He’s in school everyone knows he doesn’t have the money Groose thinks this is utter bullshit.
“Hyrule Warriors” Link
He has a new 2013 Honda Civic: a car you can trust. The rims are extra shiny. He has a clean driving abstract too.
Twilight Princess Link
He has had this truck for years and just fixes it himself when it breaks down, which is about every other month. He is so far beyond giving a single shit about anything driving related. He takes this beast everywhere, to and from work, speeds, parks wherever the hell he feels like. No collision insurance.
And yet he mysteriously has no tickets or has ever been in a collision.
All “kid” Links
Beep beep
Wind Waker Link
BACK THE FUCK UP
COME ON THAT WAS REALLY GOOD
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE PUPPY
while looking up 1950s slang, i found the phrase “come on snake, let’s rattle,” which has 2 meanings: asking someone to dance, and challenging someone to a fight
and. hhhooooooooo boy does that fact have some Potential

I found this on my hard drive. Looks like I tried to explain the plot of Utena to someone while drunk?? IDK.
This explanation is totally on point.