Moves as smoothly as an ocean liner.
I couldn’t tell what it was at first, but that wasn’t what I was expecting
i thought it was an otter, then i thought it was a shark, and let me say i was wrong both times
Tag: the fuck
aha what’d I say earlier, about bracing myself for the inevitable ~oh no im in lov~
thanks for not letting me down book, i guess
“Katy Perry and Migos” w h a t
“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”
I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.
I’ve seen this floating around my FB and so many of the comments on it are smug and holier than thou and “oh, the REST of you plebes can’t survive without your precious Internet and television but I would be fine, because I’m just that not attached to technology.” And it’s like “bro, I love FB, I love Tumblr, but give me 100K and I’mma take a box of books, a notepad and some pencils, and be golden.” I really don’t think there’s many people who wouldn’t take that option. Shut up. You’re not special.
Yeah, it’s really not that hard to live without internet for a month. To me this sounds like heaven. I’d do it for a year and no money.
yes yes but can I take my HUSBAND? that’s what I can’t go a month without.
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