paksenarrion-reader:

• *runs a hand through hair* “I swear to god I’m gonna shower tonight :/” *puts a hat on*
• owning a dozen pairs of identical socks. You can’t mismatch them if they all look the same.
• “I’m gonna eat something” *opens fridge* *closes fridge* *makes tea instead*
• The Chair of clothes too clean for the laundry and too dirty for the closet
• *dresses in whatever’s composing The Chair’s top layer at the moment* *looks at self* “mh.” *goes out like that anyway*
• “what a lovely pendant!” thank you, I forgot to take it off two weeks ago
• checking the weather forecast is more effort than drying off after an unexpected rain or walking with a sweatshirt tied around your hips
• POCKETS
• having to stand up to dig through your pockets, that’s how deep they are
• one of the pockets (optionally: a bag/backpack) holds a bottle of water and you lowkey wish it was alcohol or at least coffee
• entirely viable to mutter, or at least think, “take a fucking sip babes” every time before drinking that water
• probably only keeping self above catatonia with salt and memes