modern au: link has a car. what kind of car and how do you think he would drive?

mad-maddie:

Oh oh oh oh oh okay.

Ocarina of Time Link

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Not the Back to the Future car, that’s too easy. Rauru had this Corolla parked out back his place and is letting Link drive it for a bit. Just a hand-me-down temp car. It’s got dents all over and the brakes squeal a bit.

Skyward Sword Link

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He just HAPPENED to get a FRIGGIN’ SWEET RED FERRARI and no one knows HOW. How is he managing to pay for the insurance on this? He speeds all the time too he MUST have tickets. He’s in school everyone knows he doesn’t have the money Groose thinks this is utter bullshit.

“Hyrule Warriors” Link

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He has a new 2013 Honda Civic: a car you can trust. The rims are extra shiny. He has a clean driving abstract too.

Twilight Princess Link

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He has had this truck for years and just fixes it himself when it breaks down, which is about every other month. He is so far beyond giving a single shit about anything driving related. He takes this beast everywhere, to and from work, speeds, parks wherever the hell he feels like. No collision insurance.

And yet he mysteriously has no tickets or has ever been in a collision.

All “kid” Links

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Beep beep

Wind Waker Link

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BACK THE FUCK UP

SAVE YOUR SNUMPS I’M STUCK AT WORK AND MIDNIGHT IS APPROACHINNG 4, 7, 19, 26, 29, 30 for Reinako VERY SURPRISING I KNOW

docholligay:

4. Favorite non-sexual activity?

Mina: “Rei’s is yelling at me, pretty sure. That might be
sexual though. Yeah, that’s sexual.”

Rei: “MINA”

Mina: “oooooh baby.”

7. What’s the first thing that changes when they realize they have feelings for the other?

There was, it could be fairly assumed, a time before Mina
had feelings for Rei, but she can’t remember when that was, what it might have
been like. It seemed like it had always been a part of her, and the frustration
of knowing Rei wanted that too, but wouldn’t give it to herself, burned inside
her like Rei herself. It made her angry, and she lost that anger in the bodies
of plenty of others—the physical and emotional had always been separate for
her, and there was something about escaping, about the motions of life, that
made it easier. Or maybe that was knowing Rei hated it, hated her thousand
paramours, and that if Rei could make her burn, she could make Rei burn, too.

19.Who tells their family/friends about their relationship first?

 Haruka knows all about Mina and Rei before they are
even, really, a thing. Haruka is easy for Mina, in some ways—there’s never a
trick behind her, she is easy to read, and her predictability is comforting, and
in ways she counteracts Rei’s mercurial mix of love and hate. And she trusts
her with the secret of Rei, and her love for Rei, and how she will have her, in
the end.

26. What would be their theme song?

ahaha I have to think about this one, I could have told
you before you asked. I once started a story based off Adele’s “Hello” and I do
like that as an end for them, in some universes, close but never touching.

29. one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

Rei denies herself Mina’s love for so long and for so
many reasons: Duty, a desire to be strong, a desire to be free, fear. In some
worlds, it comes between them forever, and in some she is strong enough to give
herself the world.

30. one headcanon about this OTP that mends it

Mina and Rei love each other, but they don’t NEED each
other. Their love is one built of pleasure and not requirement. They are strong
and independent, and they simply give in to the pleasure of being together.
Worlds would not crumble if she left, and the sun would still rise, but she is
the warm blanket on my bed and the marshmallow in my hot cocoa.