my god

i’m bored and sad (channie moved out) so i’m distracting myself with bad tv shows and generatorland 

so i’m using the ~aestheic~ generator to get drawing ideas and i got

“the capitalist system is a scourge on the earth skeleton”

i

what

faithandmagick:

fluidstatic:

preparetodieedition:

filledoureyeswithstars:

joyceanfartboner:

profsycamore:

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

#i love this game i play it every time#ok ok#discord inducement#thats causing discord and strife in a group#ok cool#and#owl physiology#what the fuck??#im a fucking owl#im an owl who will make u hate ur friends#what the HELL is this (via oscarjulietsierra)

Explosion augmentation and temporal teleportation.
I can create more explosions and travel through space and time.

Destiny manipulation and science combat? So I can wreck my foes physically because science, AND metaphysically because reasons that are probably beyond your comprehension? Heck Yes.

Suicide initiation and spatial mimicry.????????????

lizawithazed:

somepretty-things:

geekygothgirl:

waffleducttapedtoadoor:

landrykilledyetanotherguy:

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

I’ve seen this floating around my FB and so many of the comments on it are smug and holier than thou and “oh, the REST of you plebes can’t survive without your precious Internet and television but I would be fine, because I’m  just that not attached to technology.” And it’s like “bro, I love FB, I love Tumblr, but give me 100K and I’mma take a box of books, a notepad and some pencils, and be golden.” I really don’t think there’s many people who wouldn’t take that option. Shut up. You’re not special. 

Yeah, it’s really not that hard to live without internet for a month. To me this sounds like heaven. I’d do it for a year and no money.

yes yes but can I take my HUSBAND? that’s what I can’t go a month without.