alexheberling:

spockvarietyhour:

necrofuturism:

figment-of-your-imagination:

kramergate:

heres a neat little quiz for getting your real life stats

http://www.kevinhaw.com/add_quiz.php

tell me what you get

heres my fucking embarrassing textbook nerd stats

My score O.O 

STR:11
 INT:17
 WIS:12
 DEX:11
 CON:8
 CHR:12

STR:9
INT:17
WIS:17
DEX:8
CON:9
CHR:14 

these are literally the values i’d give my mind flayer arcanist lmao 

STR: 8
INT: 17
WIS: 14
DEX: 9
CON: 10
CHR: 12

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

concept: a podcast about an ancient greek, an egyptian, and a norseman who are bffs and argue about whose mythology is the least fucked up

norseman: i mean i think we can all agree here that really the greeks are the worst
egyptian: that’s a pretty good point
greek: what? fuck you guys, that’s…look, the norse can’t talk
norseman: ‘oh here’s our king of the gods zeus, he turned into a swan to bang a chick’
egyptian: *helpless giggling*
greek: excuse me? excuse me?? do NOT get me started on loki. y’know, the dude who turned into a horse so he could fuck a horse and then GAVE BIRTH to a horse with EIGHT LEGS
norseman: now hang on, eight legs is completely reasonable compared to those, those, what, the hecatoncheires? the dudes with a hundred fuckin hands?
greek: YEAH BUT ZEUS DIDN’T GIVE BIRTH TO THEM
egyptian: ahahaha keep going guys, i’m taking bets in my groupchat over who’s gonna win the inevitable fistfight
greek: yeah laugh it up hatshepsut, at least zeus didn’t become king by jizzing in someone’s salad

nekoama:

thedudevondoom:

criminallyincompetent:

neueratemybaby:

atnervesend:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

pandalot:

goddamnitreddas:

asteriskos:

Dramatic Space Drifting

…I’m not even going to make a Portal joke here

Manly Men Can Hunt

Inexplicably Identical Individuals

I am Officer Jenny

Guilt Ridden Accomplice. Seems legit.

Dangerously Genre Savvy.

Yeah that seems right.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DrowningMySorrows

oh fuck me it’s exactly right

Take That, Audience!

oh.

Limp And Livid

Won’t argue with it.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BuxomIsBetter

Dammmit guys stop loving me for just my boobs.

connorludoph:

Mario and Donkey Kong are in the same universe, everyone already knows this

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Donkey Kong’s sidekick character is Diddy Kong

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Diddy Kong has a spinoff racing game

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This is the character select screen from that game

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First thing of note here is Banjo is here

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So we can confirm that Banjo-Kazooie and Mario take place in the same universe, just from that, but the more troubling thing is Conker is here

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Conker got his own game after this called Conker’s Bad Fur Day

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And the final boss of Conker’s Bad Fur Day is unmistakably

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a xenomorph

Super Mario Brothers, Banjo-Kazooie, and the Alien movies all take place in the same universe, this is canon, pass it along

why the fuck is lola bunny in conker’s bad fur day