sagihairius:

i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill back off. so her dad picks her up and starts going down the rest of my dark hall and i just hear her yell “everybody wait! i dropped my ears” so i find them and give them to her dad and she goes “thank you but i hope i never see you again goodbye” and waved over her dads shoulder. i waved back and she gave me a thumbs up. honestly this kid has a lot of guts props for being so polite when shes terrified i hope she gets a lot of candy this year

romcoms:

christiandemonology:

romcoms:

christiandemonology:

romcoms:

christiandemonology:

romcoms:

whats the one pokemons name thats like a spider thing with horns i cant find it but i keep calling it hankity spankity is that even close to what its name is pls help

Ariados???

NO ITS SMALLER AND FATTER AND BLUE

Galvantula??????

SMALLER, CLOSER TO THE GROUND, FATTER, GREEN OR BLUE?? I CANT REMEMBER

SPINARAK

THERE HE IS THATS MY BOY THATS MY BOY

docholligay:

docholligay:

rhiorhino:

Quick dirty sketch of baby Ruka gettin her tiny ass handed to her. I mean I know this isn’t how it happened but like…what if

YES WHAT IF INDEED I AM INTO THIS

I wrote this to Rhio’s amazing drawing, and I wasn’t going to publish it BUT JET BULLIED ME INTO IT SO

Like most things Haruka did, it had seemed like a good idea at the time.

She walked carefully home with her tiny bag of groceries, careful not to shuffle too much the eggs or bruise the peaches. It made her feel like an adult, getting each thing on the list, delighted when her grandmother had said she could get a candy bar with the change, and it was this rare delight that weighed in her pocket as she walked back to the apartment. She would sit down on her couch, with the comic book she had only read three times, and slowly let the chocolate and the caramel melt over her tongue. She could, impressively, make a candy bar last the better part of an hour.

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