My ex, at 1 fucking 30 am: hey I need advice please
Sleepy, naive, simple-minded, unsuspecting me who only wanted to help a friend in his hour of need: yeah sure, you ok?
Him: I’m having d*ddy d*m issues
Tag: why this
how many times have I successfully made mac n cheese since i was a wee bab? a fucking bajillion
how many times have I managed to fuck up mac n cheese in the past month? FUCKING FIVE
HOW
@anonnatsfan nAT NO
*working on some art*
*is ok with how art is going, actually doesnt mind it*
*is suddenly violently struck with a Better Idea*
ahaha THE SOUTH IS IN MY BRAIN PERMANENTLY H E L P
I was looking at recipes and one of them listed “cloves” and I swear to fuck the instant it registered in my head, a picture of ~Satan’s hooves~ popped into my head
I’m at the recruiter’s office doodling Tracer, and it’s so fuckin funny to me that every time I’ve tried to get a handle on her hair, half the time it’s twice the size of her head.
WHY ARE HARUKA AND TRACER’S HAIR MADE SPECIFICALLY TO BE A THORN IN MY SIDE
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