Tag: yeah!!!

the “ain’t nobody got the spoons for that” aesthetic

paksenarrion-reader:

  • *runs a hand through hair* “I swear to god I’m gonna shower tonight :/” *puts a hat on*
  • owning a dozen pairs of identical socks. You can’t mismatch them if they all look the same.
  • “I’m gonna eat something” *opens fridge* *closes fridge* *makes tea instead*
  • The Chair of clothes too clean for the laundry and too dirty for the closet
  • *dresses in whatever’s composing The Chair’s top layer at the moment* *looks at self* “mh.” *goes out like that anyway*
  • “what a lovely pendant!” thank you, I forgot to take it off two weeks ago
  • checking the weather forecast is more effort than drying off after an unexpected rain or walking with a sweatshirt tied around your hips
  • POCKETS
  • having to stand up to dig through your pockets, that’s how deep they are
  • one of the pockets (optionally: a bag/backpack) holds a bottle of water and you lowkey wish it was alcohol or at least coffee
  • entirely viable to mutter, or at least think, “take a fucking sip babes” every time before drinking that water
  • probably only keeping self above catatonia with salt and memes

lizawithazed:

somepretty-things:

geekygothgirl:

waffleducttapedtoadoor:

landrykilledyetanotherguy:

“Would you go on vacation for $100,000?”

I would take people out at the knees with a baseball bat to get front of the line access to a remote cabin in the woods where no one knows where I am and can’t contact me, all for a $100k reward after the fact.

I’ve seen this floating around my FB and so many of the comments on it are smug and holier than thou and “oh, the REST of you plebes can’t survive without your precious Internet and television but I would be fine, because I’m  just that not attached to technology.” And it’s like “bro, I love FB, I love Tumblr, but give me 100K and I’mma take a box of books, a notepad and some pencils, and be golden.” I really don’t think there’s many people who wouldn’t take that option. Shut up. You’re not special. 

Yeah, it’s really not that hard to live without internet for a month. To me this sounds like heaven. I’d do it for a year and no money.

yes yes but can I take my HUSBAND? that’s what I can’t go a month without.