Just imagine Usagi has “A GREAT IDEA FOR A CHRISTMAS CARD!!!” and announces to all of the Senshi that she’s going to dress up as Santa and they’re going to be her eight reindeer.
IMAGINE THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
IMAGINE THAT PHOTO???
#Rei ends up being the one that ‘gently coaxes’ them all to do it #in that she knows that she’s going to be forced into it anyway so EVERYONE IS COMING DOWN WITH HER. #Mina like ‘Haruka I feel like you’re used to wearing a harness. Tips?’ #‘hahaha look she’s Haruka the red cheeked reindeer’
Everyone needs to see this. Everyone needs to envision this. EVERYONE NEEDS TO DRAW THIS
“All the reindeer have jobs, okay? Like Dasher is the fastest, and cars are super fast, so Haruka, you’re going to be Dasher.”
A glower, but no protest. The protests are done. The protests have been abandoned.
“And Michiru, you’re Dancer, because you’re graceful and elegant and beautiful!”
“Of course.” A wave of a white gloved hand, and a smirk at Minako, who naturally wanted to be Dancer. And Vixen. And Cupid. And the idea of that many Minakos was terrifying, even for Michiru.
“Setsuna-san, you can be Prancer, because you move from time to time so easily.”
Setsuna, who has no idea what that has to do with prancing, merely nodded. She had been through this before. It was best not to fight.
“Hotaru-chan can be Vixen, because it comes with the rest of the Outer Senshi!”
Hotaru had no idea what was going on. She smiled, unaware of Minako’s increasing glower.
“Rei-chan, you can be Comet, because if a comet hit the planet, we’d all die.”
Rei glared, but did not object.
“Minako-chan, Cupid.”
Finally, her perfection was recognized! “I’m the best reindeer!” she declared, kissing two fingers and thrusting them into the air.
“Ami-chan, you can be Donner because ‘Donner’ sounds smart, and Mako-chan, you’re Blitzen, because it sounds like ‘blitz.’“ Usagi nodded firmly. Problem solved.
Chibi-usa’s eyes narrowed. “Who am I?” she demanded.
Minako to the rescue. She leapt forward, already singing, “But do you recaaaaaaall the most famous reindeer of aaaaaaaaalllllllllllll…”
Things went downhill from there.
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