nudityandnerdery:

kinkshamer69:

imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse tyson is sitting at the table next to you and explains to your date why they’re wrong in front of the whole damn restaurant

“Actually, Chelsea, if he did that, none of us would be left- because the burning heat of a single star, let alone hundreds, would be enough to consume planet entirely. Just like your smile consumes my every thought.”

Neil deGrasse Tyson is here to show you up and steal your date.