bailesu:

wordswithkittywitch:

unpretty:

wayne enterprises almost certainly has clothing as one of their retail subsidiaries and i like to imagine it getting really profitable just because bruce spends so much time listening to models bitch at parties. all of their product lines have names like “It Has Real Pockets” and “Not See-Through” and “Full-Length Sleeves” and “Secret Elastic Waist”. the marketing department is like “okay obviously these are all working titles” and bruce is like “no. leave it. that is what it’s called.” and they try to talk him out of it but he owns a helicopter and you can’t argue with a man who owns a helicopter. they sell so fast. the women of gotham are well-dressed and comfortable and always have somewhere to keep their phones.

I’m with you on the full-length sleeves and opaque fabric, but I have to ask you:

Does this look like a man who believes in pockets? That isn’t a belt, that is a series of pouches worn over a skintight suit. Bruce Wayne does not use pockets. Why would his clothing line?

*Batman* doesn’t use pockets.  Bruce Wayne wears clothing with pockets and making his clothing line with pockets thus helps to hide Batman’s identity.