Hey y’all! I want to thank all of you who have sponsored my foray into trying to set myself up to have a baby thus far, and offer some encouragement for the levels those of you who DON’T subscribe could be getting! What’s cool is you’ll be charged for FEBRUARY, not January, and in March it’ll be on hiatus (details to come) so give me a try for a month!
Any level: OH HEY @anonnatsfan IS SPONSORING THE WORST COOKS IN AMERICA. Watch me rage at Anne and Beau for teaching these poor children nothing useful, and get your own cooking tips from me!
5 dollars: Ever wonder how The Intercession Of St. Raphael turned out? Eager to read more of the Au Of Mystery and Shadow? WANT TO READ MY DAMN NEAR 7,000 WORD ORIGINAL HORROR STORY BEING PUBLISHED THIS EVENING? This is the level for you!
10 dollars: For just the price of a movie ticket (a cheap one) you can get 2 hours a month of me screaming at Undertale and doubting every impulse I had not to kill Papyrus, which he quickly made me regret, teaching me a valuable lesson about mercy. You can also vote for the next game I do!
20 dollars: Oh hey want to ask me and Jill a question? THE CHEAPEST VET CALL YOU’LL EVER MAKE. We;ll tackle whatever we can for you, and mostly, we hang out and make fun of each other.
30 dollars: You know what you always wanted? Haruka reviewing Taco Bell’s latest horrifying creation, on video. Guess what’s coming next month? AN INSTRUCTIONAL COOKING VIDEO FROM YOURS TRULY. How to make the perfect steak, with twice baked potatoes and roasted asparagus. A nice date meal! Let Holligay help you! You also get to vote on what instructional topics I’ll tackle next!
40 dollars: I have one spot left to get HANDMADE HOLLIGAY GOODS. Still deciding, but I think this month is gonna be MINI PIES. Doesn’t that sound great? We’ll see how they ship ahahaha. Everyone so far has loved the baking I’ve offered up.
75 dollars: Need a private consult with Holligay? Really want to show me your collection of Sailor Moon merch? Or your baby? Or your dog? All of the above? Get an hour skype call with me!
100 dollars: You want to go big, and you want to help others. Make like @anonnatsfan and have me livestream ANYTHING YOU PLEASE, 2ish hours a month, with my doubtless scintillating commentary, and it’s free for all patrons.
Check me out here, and thank you again for even considering.
If you’re looking for a quality person putting out quality shit to support, allow me to direct you to @docholligay. Five bucks a month gets you THOUSANDS of words every single month, and that’s just the beginning. Her Undertale livestreams are hilarious, the chats with Jill are at turns informative, adorable, and hysterical, THE HARUKA VIDEO IS EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED TRUST ME, and on top of all that, Holligay’s food is ridiculously delicious. AND THERE’S STILL MORE TIERS.
We here on tumblr dot com talk a good game about supporting content creators. Here’s a chance to stand behind that. Even a dollar a month is an investment in someone who puts so much of herself into her work and community.