apostaterevolutionary:

Concept: a dating sim a la Dream Daddy mixed with Hatoful Boyfriend except with lesbian spaceships. Example dateable spaceships from existing scifi include:

The Enterprise: the Enterprise is a goddamn lady and you better treat her like one. The Enterprise is the kind of girl who needs some real romance in her life. She’s smart and nerdy, but she also knows how to take care of herself. She has no time for anyone who isn’t willing to treat her the way she wants to be treated. That said, she does have a surprising tolerance for recklessness in a partner

Star Destroyer: look, you’re going to be in for one hell of a time with one of these girls. With names like Executrix, Vitiator, and Finalizer, you know you’re going to be sore tomorrow. Expect whips and chains and passion with just the right amount of possessiveness; you’ll have never felt so conquered. No one can protect you or make you feel safe like she can

The Normandy: sleek and sexy. She’s a thrillseeker but she’s also the one to turn to when Shit Gets Real. Definitely rides a motorcycle to your date and drives well over the speed limit despite never having gotten a speeding ticket. She’s got a serious side to her too, though, and there are certain things she absolutely does not take lightly. Can kill a man with her thumb

The Millenium Falcon: basically what happens when a Manic Pixie Dream Girl grows up. She’s still quirky and a little finicky, but it’s charming instead of somewhat annoying. She’s been through some things, has some scratches and missing pieces, but she doesn’t let that stop her from doing whatever she wants to do. Funloving and just a bit reckless, you definitely won’t be bored at any point

The Galactica: now here’s a girl who knows how to take care of herself and those around her. She can be a bit of a mess sometimes, but she knows what she’s doing and she’s going to be efficient about it, goddamnit. The type of person who can insult you without you noticing for a bit. Almost always has a martini or a glass of wine in hand and appreciates someone who can hold their own in conversation

Serenity: this girl’s got a history, that much is obvious. She’s sweet and down to earth with a flash of cynicism that makes you wonder about her past. She can be sensitive at times, but she’s loyal and she’s not afraid of any baggage you might be carrying. People tend to put her down, but if you get to know her, you’ll see why they’re wrong. Has questionable fashion sense but it’s working for her

@lemedy @azuresquirrel sorry if i missed any mutual Pidge/Daddy Fuckers, there are many of you who have crossed my dash