Why seriously tell people to kill themselves when ‘deactivate your account’ is 1000x funnier and 1000x less shitty?
unplug your controller dawg
forfeit my buddy
concede dude
Call your ISP and tell them you’ve had enough.
Now that we have these fantastic alternatives I don’t wanna see anyone telling people to kill themselves anymore.
@paksenarrion-reader thank you! I can’t wait to go home at some point and just hug them all so hard cause I am Proud and Emotional (um. not the baby though)
There are currently 74 wildfires burning in the western United States, many of them are approaching heavily populated cities such as Seattle, Portland, Sacramento, and Los Angeles. The La Tuna fire is now officially the brush fire in LA history. Air quality warnings are being issued across the entirety of Oregon, Washington, and Idaho. I’m in Portland, about 40 miles out from the nearest wildfire, and it’s raining ash and difficult to breathe due to the haze.
If you live anywhere near these fires, you’ve probably heard this by now, but please be safe. Stay indoors if at all possible and keep windows closed. Keep pets indoors as well. Hopefully some of our trademark Portland rain will come soon to help minimize the damage.
Yeah this sucks right now. A minute after going outside after work I started coughing. Can’t imagine how people are handling it in Eagle Creek right now. 😦
Indeed. Same here. My car was covered in ash this morning and the air is thick and gross. Take care West Coast peeps.
Sending love to my west coast family. Cmon rain!!!
This hurricane has officially hit a category 5. To give you an idea of the strength of this storm:
Harvey was a category 4.
Katrina and Andrew were a category 5 and Irma is at the moment is stronger than both of them.
This hurricane is going to cause absolute destruction when it hits. Puerto Rico (especially this beautiful isla) Cuba, Haiti, Dominican Republic and Florida are all in it’s path. Here’s a checklist if you can afford these supplies.
Food
Bottled Water- a week’s supply minimum (One gallon daily per person)
Non perishable items that don’t require cooking ( Tuna, nuts, fruit cups, Cereal bars, peanut butter, crackers, dried fruits, canned vegetables, chili)
Dry pet food
Packaged juices
Powdered or canned milk
Supplies
Manual can opener
Toilet paper
Baby wipes ( this will make a great alternative for showers)
Batteries ( AAA, AA, 6V, C, and D)
Flash lights (if you have manual ones even better)
Battery powered radio
Utility knife
Waterproof matches
5 gallons of gas
Tampons and pads
Portable phone charger fully charged)
Sand bags (redirects water and debris flow)
First aid kit
Blankets
Rain gear – Ponchos, boots. (avoid umbrellas)
Medications
Portable cooler
Documentation / Legal End
A closed water proof sealed container
Take pictures and send them to yourself in an email of the following: Drivers License, photo ID, social security numbers, medical insurance cards (of each person)
Take photos of everything! Insurance companies are not your friends. Email everything to yourself.
If you have young children and they are able to make sure they memorize your name, address, and phone number
Other tips:
Before the hurricane hits fill up the bath tubs in your house (extra water for flushing the toilet)
Bring any ornaments from outside inside
Trim trees
Board your windows
Have a secure room that you an pile everyone ( has to have no windows)
if you have any questions message me. Keep safe mi gente xx
THE GODS HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS
there was alcohol hiding in the fridge
THANK YOU @lemedy I’M LIKE SUPER STOKED BUT ALSO MAD BECAUSE THEY’RE ALL ON THE EAST COAST AND I CAN’T HOLD HIM YET
So, I wasn’t even sure I was going to post anything about
this, I know y’all are basically bombarded everyday with shit you reblog and
figure “mischief managed” or whatever the fuck ever, and that’s not helpful, so
I was like, “Why even bother?”
But I gotta, because if even one of you listens to me, it’ll
be worth it.
So September is Ovarian Cancer Awareness Month, which, I
know, you’re all AWARE that ovarian cancer is a thing that exists.
But I need you to listen to me. Give me five minutes. If you
or someone you care about has ovaries, (so this should be all of you), you need
to listen to me.
Because I’m not here to fuck around, or put a cute little
sticker on it, or even reassure you. This shit will kill you dead. Only 15% of
ovarian cancer is discovered in early stages, and once you get beyond the early
stages, the survival rate tanks. And even when you DO include the early stage
people, the general survival rate is 45%.
And the fact of the
matter is that the symptoms are bullshit.
Feeling bloated
Feeling full
Stomach pain
Feeling like you have to pee all the time.
You know, what some of us call, “Being alive.” So people
ignore them, and usually, they’re right.
But here’s the thing, and if I can impress anything upon
you, let it be this:
GET YOUR F U C K I N
G PELVIC EVERY YEAR.
And, and I know this is hard for some people, but be bossy
when they’re down there. Tell them to make sure to feel your ovaries, which is uncomfortable
and sucks, but sometimes the only sign early on is enlarged ovaries. That’s it.
And even with that, sometimes it can be tough for the best examiner to tell. It’s
just a shitty, insidious little cancer.
And honestly, this is one of those things that needs to be
researched. We NEED better early screening, that is what’s going to change
everything.
If you’re considering donating, Ovarian Cancer Research Fund
has the best financials, and amazing transparency, and they’re not working
toward that nebulous “awareness”—they’re working to keep ovarian cancer from
killing so many fucking people.
I know this isn’t one of those things you care about until
it hits you in the ass, and I’m guilty of same, but just keep it in the back of
your mind, bring it forward from time to time, and just, for me, consider it.