@docholligay I ran into an 80% off sale at JCP and I am fucking LIVING thank you so much for pointing me this way
@lemedy I’m sorry, what?
@lemedy behold! Pork rinds! I’m not big into them but a lot of Southern people are? Idk they’re like weird pork chips.
@lemedy ahaha uh well basically it’s fried pig skin. Most people either love it or hate it, I haven’t come across too many people that are like “yeah it’s ok, whatever.” Pls hold, I will Google you a thing.
@docholligay can you just imagine her seeing these and going “holy shit that’s genius!” and buying like 10 packs and squirreling them away because subconsciously she can feel Michiru’s eyes just boring into her.
Mina comes over one night to keep Haruka company cause Idk Michiru is coming home late so of course Haruka is dying alone by herself, dramatically draped across the couch; Mina finds the rinds and pops them into the microwave because of course she’s on board with this terrible, terrible investment.
Michiru comes home with like…the gourmet equivalent of McDonald’s cause she feels bad and the smell just… hits her coming up the sidewalk (because you KNOW these smell awful.) So she like books it up the stairs afraid to find the kitchen half burned down only to find the two disasters cheerfully shoving handfuls of this disgusting crispy snack in their faces. There are crumbs everywhere. Michiru’s face is both glorious and terrible to behold.
I’m sorry, what?
It’s like the essence of Chibimoon exploded everywhere
Here’s a giveaway to start 2018 off right: a special CUSTOM BOX GIVEAWAY. That’s right. You can pick ANY 30 of the 806 existing pokemon to go into a box that’ll be traded to you. You want 30 (legal and tradable) shiny legendaries? Sure! You want 30 Mewtwos? Sure! Whatever floats your boat.
You can enter to win any and all of THREE WAYS:
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BOOST this blog by posting ANY picture of a pokemon you’ve received from me in a trade and tag me! (It can be an old picture from an old trade, but it has to be a new blog post).
Each entry will count once so you have up to three chances to win.
What else?
You must be following me to win
You must be able to give me your FC and participate in a private trade as well as have at least 30-45 minutes available to do so
You must have 30 pokemon that you’re willing to give up to trade to me
You must be able to receive messages/asks and respond to my message that you’ve won within 24 hours
You must be able to fill out a brief online survey about your choices!
Caveats:
All pokemon that can be legally shiny will be.
All pokemon will have May as an OT and cannot be changed.
Pokemon attributes (EVs, IVs, movesets, gender, balls, items, etc), will be up to me. All you get to pick is which pokemons go into the box.
I’ll accept entries from now until Friday, January 12 at 8pm ET, after which two (2) winners will be chosen randomly.