Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars
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fun thing i just remembered
in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality
Duel-wielding is bisexual culture

Sucks that it took Death to get me into a tie but here we are.

I hate this partucular trope. I’ve never wished it on myself. Not being there, when it happens. You see it all the time in tv, for ‘dramatic affect’ and I cry stupid angry tears every time. Ha ha life, you got me again. Here’s your stupid, angry tears once more.
I’m 2, 364 miles away. An 8 hour flight. A 3 day drive. I could have been there over Christmas except I was saving money to move. Could’ve said one last goodbye, except that was over Skype with the promise to see each other next Sunday. This Sunday. I hate California.
Things I didn’t think I’d have to look up today:
My work’s policy on bereavement pay

