I have been usurped by a new “Dee"M who is, technically, far cuter and fuzzier but also more likely to kill everyone.

His Highness, King Endymion, ruler of all he sees.

Endymion is Suffering ™

Me, noticing a big ass bug on my bed, and trying to get Dee to eat it so I can sleep in peace: hey baby, c’mere!
Dee, looking right at me and not once looking at this big fuckin bug right up under him: hmm???
Me: Look! Right there! Right under you!!
Dee, lunging forwards so he can pet himself on my hand in a rare display of affection, while simultaneously stepping on the bug that he has no fucking idea is there: FINGERS
Me:………..I love you

Me, desperately not wanting to get up for work, just five more minutes Ma.

@sittingoverheredreaming Thank you so much for the ko-fi Sam!! A video of me passing along your message, as promised ❤

ko-fi time

Alright so I’ve been kinda thinking about it, kinda tossing the idea around, and I finally decided to make one! It’s for Endymion, my lazy as fuck Tuxedo boy, to help with any medical bills he might incur in the future*

There’s no pressure or anything, just putting it out there in case anyone wants to drop a couple bucks for him. If you want like a picture of him, or maybe a short video of me giving him some head pats or something just for you, maybe a quick sketch? I can do these all of these things, no problem! Just like let me know what you want, and I’ll either post it here or on ko-fi, your choice. Thank you in advance to anyone who shows interest in this ❤

Here’s a link to the ko-fi, for some reason tumblr isn’t letting the link on my actual page work?? I’m trying to fix it but it is being Unreasonable.

*he’s a cat with a history of an upper respiratory infection and a kitty uti so, it’ll happen.

I was *going* to share the really sweet picture of him sleeping next to me but he popped his eyes open, stared at me and then rolled over into my hand. I’m trapped.

This is the clearest pic I’ve ever gotten of him, curse my shakey hands.

My phone camera’s lens is busted but oh man I wish I could share how silly Dee looks, trying to figure out how to drink out of the tap