ugh

i’ve had a long two hours of drinking only one beer because i’m a Responsible Adult and listening to work drama and really all i want is to sleep and pretend i didnt make an ass of myself at work chewing out my lead (again) because he wouldn’t train me right (again)

but there’s a mildly heavy package from hong kong on my desk and fuck it if my curiosity isn’t getting the better of me

i mean what the fuck did i order from china…???